Okay.... We have all been there. That moment when you realize you want a nice hot breakfast.. One that you don't have to cook. My personal favorite: Cracker Barrel. As we drove there, my mouth was watering. I knew exactly what I wanted: Biscuits and gravy! Even better, when we pulled up to the restaurant, there were hardly any cars. The DH says: "Good timing, Mom.... Oh, wait. They looked closed...." UGH!!!! Now what! Not only were they closed, the roto-rooter van was in the back. Forget breakfast here today....
We went to the second place, Bob Evans. I think everyone else went there since Cracker Barrel was closed. While we waited, of course the usual trip to the bathroom had to occur with Alanna. While in there, she tested her vocal abilities by screaming... You heard me. SCREAMING! Now, interestingly enough, there was this women on her cell phone while going to the bathroom. YUCK! She was completely annoyed and while my daughter settled down for a moment, she told the person on the phone that she was "just washing her hands in the bathroom!" LIAR!!! She was completely doing the deed on the pot! While she continued to "complain" about my daughter to who she was talking too I loudly said, "You are using the phone while going to the bathroom! What do you expect!" I intentionally did this to embarrass her while on the phone, especially since she lied!
It wasn't over there.... While Alanna was washing her hands, this lady continued to huff and puff while Alanna sang in the bathroom. After quite possibly shooting me a look that would kill, and remaining on the cell phone by the sink I said: "What do you expect to get when you talk on the phone in the bathroom!"
Now, I think I had an evil streak in me... I really wanted to be seated right behind the lady so I could let Alanna bounce up and down while she colored and waited for breakfast to come. The lady lucked out.
Seriously though, while my kid is NOT an angel, why in the world would you try to have a conversation on the phone in the public bathroom!!!! UGH!!!!
Breakfast was great.... Not Cracker Barrel but close enough, and I didn't have to cook it which made it even better.